London Calling...

I feel obligated to point this out, but since it's Friday I'm a little at a loss for comment:

Sex in a can for women...Whether your feet smell or the cat has fleas, there's usually an aerosol to solve every health dilemma.

The arousal aerosol contains testosterone, which is absorbed in the skin over 24 hours. It was originally designed for post-menopausal women with low levels of the male sex hormone.

But it can also work for young women with low libidos, scientists said yesterday.

They tested 261 women over four months. Most noted more satisfying experiences at the end of the experiment.

I suppose this means women need to beware of men with aerosal cans, which is probably good advice anyway. On a day where the big news is Prince Charles is marrying What's Her Name with the horsey face and that Cory Feldman is turning state's evidence against Michael "Jacko" Jackson, I'm ready for a spray can of anything...